Sunbow Its quite something to be a cigarette out a car window, a sunny orange with scratch to burn into a bouquet of wilting sparks; its impressive, like bedbugs and harakiri sex, there's real gumption in these people, real backbone. After all, if you're one to forsake the elevator for the stairs, you don't get pushed, you jump. Isn't it romantic? Don't you just picture the English marching? I mean their costumes are already in red. Last week I saw one of valor hurl bronzed baby shoes thru a stained glass window and oh my, piquant sacrileges like that remind me of the longing blue whales harbor for tin balloons released in squadrons. It takes a true hero to understand its a halloween party out there, we know all of the people but none of the masks. As for me, I don't even shave; Heights scare me and anyway I despise the theater. They say its just a trip South but I'm allergic to sulfur, better men than me will have to take the journey. Besides, I don't wield the steely resolve needed to look myself in the eyes beforehand like modern convenience demands. Its a shame, I know its only on that trip that legends can smith themselves out of pure iron will and a pack of smokes.